Original poetry by Emily

/*rivalry code*/

void main ( ) {
if ( my robot is > your robot )
i am (better_than
you x 880.0293) but,
if (your robot wins
) then we are ==
}

/*robot dance moves*/

void main () {
//move forward
step backward
shimmy side (2) side
do the boogie ( s p i n )
on the dance_floor
bust out the robot walk
//spin in a circle
applause permeates
throughout robotland}

/*a day in the life of a robot*/

void main()
{alarm beeps;
wake_up;
hit snooze button;
sleep mode;
beep alarm beep;
rub sleepy_camera lens;
yawn + stretch arms;
eat batteries for breakfast;
plug into electrical charges;
sleep (all afternoon);
play ball (until bed time)
wash sensors;
brush claw;
go to bed;
dream robot dreams}

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