Robot!

Robot 1 - "A Good Man"
Because of our super-secret policy - the function of this robot will remain undisclosed; however by Saturday, it will be! =-O It's name is "A Good Man" (the reason for this name is soully to spite S. Smith, and for no reason other than that. It's a good name for a good bot for a good man. This robot was our initial one, and we have high hopes for it, after seeing it in action.

Robot 2 - No name as of now...
Another super secret robot that is still in development - while lofty, inefficient, and loaded with servos, it's still good times in the form of a robot. Don't worry though, it'll be up and running by the end of tonight, and once it is... there is no stopping it.